Now.

Thought I'd eschew the usual esoteric bullshit for some real stuff, at least this one time.

Met up with two female friends, both of which I've fucked, to watch Twin Peaks. Being 23, it's kind of rare to find people who haven't seen it, so I decided to watch it all with them.

We're halfway through the second season, and I decide to show them one episode upstairs, on my mom's TV, with the Dolby 5.1 system on -5 Db. They freak out when Bob/Leland Palmer kills Laura's identical cousin.

Afterward, one of the girls is feeling sleepy, and I convince her to stay behind, even though all I do is watch The Wire. She makes a timid move, but I'm bored with fucking her, so the move is not reciprocated. She goes home after one episode.

Halfway through the next one, a girl I've fucked twice before, once recently and once when I was 17, starts messaging me on Facebook. She's drunk out of her mind, naked and Skyping some Swedish guys she barely knows. She's dirty and gives interesting head, plus she says she has about 50 bottles of wine left after some party, so I walk the 10-minute walk it takes to get there. On the way, some foreign guy asks for my help; he needs to gas up his SUV, but he's forgotten the PIN on his card. Unfortunately, my card only works at ATMs. I can't help him.

At the house, the girl is indeed very drunk, but all her wine's been stolen, except for some half-finished bottles of Maipo, and someone else's Smirnoff and Passoa bottles that she finds in a liquor cabinet. She wants me to come upstairs with her and I do, but only take a small refill from one of the wine bottles, so as to have an excuse to go downstairs regularly.

She lures me into bed after Skyping with the Swede for a while, and the sex is okay, but I cum too early. We pillow-talk for a while about her brother, whom I know, and random other shit. After a while, she mentions the blow-job she gave me last time and asks for another go, and it's pretty good. Her teeth get in the way occasionally, but the fact that she can deep-throat and wants me to pull her hair a lot more than make up for it. We fuck and neither of us cum, so I pull out, but she pulls me back in and it feels different, stingy somehow. She tells me to slow down and I ask what's wrong, and she says her ass hurts, and I realize I've been assfucking her for a while without noticing it.

My phone beeps and it's my Ex texting me. Since the Ex is 15 times the lay this girl is, and my business here is about done anyhow, I make up a horrifyingly lame excuse (the girl even calls me out on it, but I elaborate well enough to convince her... I think) and leave, stealing an 8-year old Maipo bottle and the Passoa as I leave.

Now I'm sitting here typing this, and I don't think my Ex is even gonna show. Not that I care, it's not like I wanted to spend the night at the other girl's place anyway.

Just another night in a western civilization that's past its prime.